When I joined Langtrees as an Office Allrounder in November 2025, Maryanne made it clear she wanted me trained in cleaning first, so I’d be able to make up a room to Langtrees’ exacting standard at any time of the day or night.
So before I ever sat behind a desk, I was handed fresh linen, shown how to make a bed properly, and introduced to the sparkling behind-the-scenes engine room that keeps Langtrees running at a five-star … possibly even six-star standard. And wow … the standard is high.
4:00am — Serenity, Coffee, and Questionable Life Choices
My alarm went off at 4:00am.
Not 4:30. Not “just one more snooze.” A sharp, soul-testing 4:00am.
I needed a full hour to become human — meditation to clear my head, and coffee strong enough to wake my ancestors — before my 5:30am start with Lakhone (affectionately known as La) and her team.
Now, I expected early-morning cleaners to look … well … like early-morning cleaners. I was very wrong.
These women arrived looking like they were about to step into a fitness campaign shoot. Activewear. Perfect hair. Flawless makeup. Not a smudge, not a yawn, not a single complaint about the fact that most of the world was still fast asleep. Meanwhile, I was just proud to be wearing matching socks.
The Glamorous Cleaning Crew You Never See
From 5:30am, when Langtrees is at its quietest, this incredible team moves like a well-choreographed dance troupe.
Bedrooms, two large lounges, offices, and even two big spa pools are all cleaned, reset, and styled to perfection before most people have had their first coffee.
And the laundry? Next level.
Half of Langtrees’ linen goes out to a professional laundry service. The rest is washed, dried, folded, and restocked onsite using industrial machines. Drivers and offsiders rotate through laundry duty, keeping the flow of crisp, fresh linen constant so every room is presented beautifully and hygienically for each new booking.
It’s hospitality at a luxury-hotel level — just with a far more intriguing theme.
Beds the Size of Small Countries
I thought I’d be good at this job.
Many years ago I had two jobs, so on late nights and weekends I cleaned for an upmarket Airbnb agency. Add to that the fact I’m one of those strange people who genuinely loves cleaning — give me a messy room and a spray bottle and I’m in my element.
But Langtrees beds humbled me.
Rooms like Golden Dreams and Sultan’s Tent feature enormous beds designed for… generous occupancy. Wrestling high-thread-count sheets onto those mattresses felt like trying to tame a parachute in a linen storm.
Every corner had to be tucked tight. Every surface smoothed. Not a wrinkle in sight.
Maryanne even replaced several mattresses during my week on the team and, true to everything at Langtrees, they were top-of-the-range, chosen for ultimate comfort and quality. So much thought goes into creating rooms that are sensual and inviting without ever feeling tacky or overdone. The result is elegant, effortless, and genuinely beautiful.
Industrial Tongs and Other Unexpected Tools
I will never forget the first time I saw the extra-long industrial tongs. The kind you’d expect in a commercial kitchen flipping giant steaks. Repurposed here for retrieving anything… questionable… without getting too close. I laughed. A lot. Practical, hygienic, and just slightly absurd — which honestly sums up many behind-the-scenes moments in this industry.
Breakfast at 10:30am (Which Is Basically Dinner in Cleaner Time)
By 10:30am, we were more than ready for lunch.
La — who somehow manages to be warm, energetic, and an amazing cook before sunrise — makes breakfast for the Langtrees ladies and staff at 5:00am every morning. Light, fluffy omelettes (a Mrs Langtrees specialty named scromlette) packed with finely chopped fresh vegetables and toast — the kind of food that feels like a hug.
Later, I’d heat up my omelette while the other ladies opened containers of incredible Laos and Thai dishes. I was lucky enough to sample a few, and let’s just say some of them cleared my sinuses and made me question my spice tolerance immediately. Completely worth it.
So Much Bigger on the Inside
One thing that surprised me most was how large Langtrees actually is. From the outside, you’d never guess the scale.
Two large lounges. A girls’ room. Offices. Numerous named bedrooms. Every floor vacuumed daily. Every surface gleaming. Every space cared for with pride and attention to detail, and through it all, the day-shift ladies and the reception and admin team were endlessly friendly and welcoming. There’s a real sense of teamwork — everyone understands their role in creating a safe, beautiful, professional environment.
Setting the Stage
I’m not new to the industry, and I genuinely love working in it. There was something special about being part of the preparation — cleaning and styling each room so it was ready for the beautiful women who choose this work and for the clients who visit Langtrees.
It felt less like “just cleaning” and more like setting the stage. Creating a space where people could step out of everyday life and into something a little more indulgent.
What I Learned in My First Week
I started the week thinking I’d just be learning how to fold corners on hotel-style sheets.
I left with a deep respect for professional cleaning at a luxury level, serious upper-body strength from wrestling giant fitted sheets, a new love for spicy Thai food, and huge admiration for the women — glamorous, kind, funny, and incredibly hardworking — who keep Langtrees running behind the scenes.
Most of all, I saw first-hand how much care, effort, and pride goes into maintaining the Langtrees standard. It isn’t accidental. It’s built every morning before sunrise by a team that truly cares.
And honestly, I feel pretty lucky that my first week on the job started there.
Author: Celeste
FOR: Langtrees.com
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“The cleaners are always so nice and respectful, additionally yes they do a great job here and should definitely be recognised for what they do and how they help as everyone that is employed here at langtrees all play an important role in maintaining the business.”
“Well done, Celeste!!
What a gorgeous, joyful peek behind the curtain. You captured the care, teamwork, and quiet magic that make Langtrees feel truly five-star. From pre-dawn glamour to linen wrestling and omelettes with soul, your respect for the people and the process shines through. It’s clear this isn’t just a workplace, it’s a well-oiled, warm-hearted family setting the stage for something special. What a beautiful first chapter.”
“I remember being so impressed the first time I saw the cleaning crew, everyone worked together so flawlessly! Everyone is so friendly too, love it”
“The cleaning ladies here are so good at what they do, the hospital tucks can be tricky but the bed sheets don’t move! I used to be a cleaner in a hospital before I got into nursing and have a soft spot for cleaners because they don’t always get the respect or recognition from people that other jobs do. So thanks for the great read! You and I don’t really cross paths a lot these days but I love rocking up to a shift and seeing you on reception 💕💕 you’re a gem 💎 ”
“This is one of the most interesting blog posts here.”
“This is a such a good blog, and I love that you've shone a spotlight on the amazing housekeeping team. They do such an awesome job, and reading your experience makes you realise just how much work actually goes into it. I've tried changing a bed when a sheet needed replacing, and believe me, it's not easy. Holding up a super heavy mattress while attempting a hospital corner is a full body workout! Honestly, my effort was pretty tragic, but fortunately after a busy night, no one would ever know ;)
It also makes me really appreciate just how spotless Langtrees always is and how high the standards are around hygiene and cleanliness. A big thanks to the housekeeping team x
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“I love seeing blog posts from the reception side — it’s always so interesting hearing what happens on the other side of the desk and how everything comes together behind the scenes. It really gives a whole new appreciation for the work that goes into keeping everything running so smoothly.
You’ve been such a great addition to the team, Celeste — truly the queen of outcalls 👑
Working hard behind the scenes in the outcall office, keeping everything organised, and somehow always having me booked back-to-back. We see you, and we appreciate you!
Such a beautiful read and such a well-deserved spotlight on the magic that happens before the doors even open ✨
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“Celeste, it's great to have you in the Langtrees Family.
It takes a team to keep this establishment to the high standards that it's reputable for, and it's no easy task. At Langtrees, only the highest standards are upheld of cleanliness/hygiene, presentation, and organisation. We all work together as a team to ensure our clients have the best possible time, and it takes everyone to do their part.”
“You really summed it up beautifully. Being part of Langtrees, you quickly see that the standard comes from genuine care and effort behind the scenes. It’s something to be proud of, and it definitely shows in the experience.”
“‘…arrived looking like they were about to step into a fitness campaign shoot”! So true.
‘…this incredible team moves like a well-choreographed dance troupe’ 😄👏
‘Practical, hygienic, and just slightly absurd — which honestly sums up many behind-the-scenes moments in this industry’ 🙌
Some days I feel more like a cleaner than an escort, and you’re right about the care-factor: definitely takes a caring approach to work in the industry regardless of which position in.
Thank you for sharing.
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“Loved reading how you went in expecting a simple cleaning gig but walked away with so much respect for the "behind-the-scenes" magic that makes Langtrees.
You really do help and love having you a part of the team!
Adele Love xxx
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“As a long-term Langtrees employee, this made me smile. You’ve captured exactly what keeps this place special. Teamwork and the pride everyone takes in what they do. It is a nice reminder to see it from a brand new fresh perspective xx”
“Great thread, love the teamwork 🙌at Langtrees. Cleaners are the unseen heroes who keep our homes, workplaces, and public spaces safe, healthy, and welcoming. often without recognition, but never without impact.”
“Excellent read, and a great insight to the workings of a well run brothel behind the scenes, with attention to the smallest of detail.”
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