So you've wined, you've dined, the candles are flickering like they’re auditioning for a rom-com, and now it’s time to seal the deal with the ultimate mood-setter—your playlist. But here’s the million-dollar question: what tunes do you queue up to get busy? Turns out, picking the perfect sex playlist is trickier than assembling IKEA furniture blindfolded. It’s not just about the vibe, it’s about whose vibe we’re talking about. Are you the he? The she? The “let’s not label this, just pass the whipped cream”? I shouted out to my crew—guys, gals, and everyone in between—and what started as a simple mission spiralled into a chaotic debate faster than you can say “Spotify shuffle fail.”
Here’s the kicker: there’s no one-size-fits-all playlist for getting it on. Are we talking a swoon-worthy romantic evening where you gaze into each other’s eyes like you’re in a Nicholas Sparks novel? Or is it more of a “pornstar experience” where the headboard’s banging louder than a construction site? Maybe you’re going full Fifty Shades with a BDSM sesh, or hosting a swingers’ party where the only thing swapping faster than partners is the AUX cord.
The options are endless, and trust me, you don’t want to know what popped up when I searched “best playlists for having sex.” Spoiler: my favourite was a gem titled “Best Songs to Fuck To” from the Queen of the Damned soundtrack—So Cold. Pretty sure Tony G. was strapped to a dungeon wall when he uploaded that one. Hard pass for me, but if chains and leather are your jam, get off, I guess.
After much laughter, a few awkward confessions, and some serious playlist curation, my squad and I narrowed it down to three categories for the most common sexy-time scenarios. Whether you’re partaking in passionate love making, energetically screwing pornstar style, or entwined in a BDSM sesh (literal or figurative), we’ve got you covered. So, crank the ambiance, snag your lover—or lovers—and let’s plunge into playlist suggestions that’ll make your bedroom rock as hot as the action.
Shoutout from Mrs. Langtrees
Picking the right playlist is like picking the right condom—it has to fit the moment. Whether it’s slow and sensual or downright dirty, music takes it from “meh” to “oh my God, YES.”
Have you got a go-to song for your bedroom antics? Drop it in the comments—we’re stealing inspo. and planning to put them on loop in our lounge.
Now, unleash your inner freak, you sultry sound junkies. If your playlist tanks, crank the bass, thrust through the awkward, and ride the rhythm ‘til you’re both howling with delight. Enjoy the naughty symphony!
Romantic Vibe
Pornstar Sex
BDSM Sex
Author: AmandaO
For: Langtrees.com
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