Condoms are often considered the trusty sidekick in the world of safe sex, offering not only reliable contraception but also protection against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and diseases (STDs). As a working woman (or anyone who enjoys a bit of protection), they’re the equivalent of a life jacket on a boat or a shield in battle. When you know how to use them properly, they keep you safe while still letting you enjoy the ride.
But let’s break it down, shall we?
How Do Condoms Work?
In the simplest terms, condoms keep semen (yes, that’s the technical term for cum) from entering the vagina. This is crucial because it prevents all the fluids from a penis from making direct contact with your body, protecting you from the spread of STIs and STDs. However, let’s be real—condoms are not a miracle fix. They don’t guard against infections transmitted via sores or broken skin that’s not covered by the condom.
Another key point: condoms are not reusable! Once you’ve used one, toss it out. And for the love of all that is good, don’t use them with oil-based lubricants! These can break down the rubber and render your condom ineffective.
Types of Condoms: Latex vs. Latex-Free
You probably already know about latex condoms, which are the most common option. But did you know that if you’re allergic or sensitive to latex, there are alternatives? That’s right—latex-free condoms are available, and they work just as well, so you can enjoy the same protection without worrying about irritation. Mrs Langtrees personal recommendation is Ansell (now rebranded as Lifestyle or SKYN) as researched years ago and the only company to double quality check their product! Oh and they are Ozzie owned and made so your supporting the country!
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Finding the Right Size: It’s All About the Fit
Here’s the fun part. You don’t just grab the first condom you see at the store and go to town. Fit matters! When it comes to condoms, size truly does count. If they’re too loose, there’s a risk of slippage. Too tight, and you risk discomfort or even breakage. So, let’s talk sizing.
Most men fall into the "regular" size category (sorry to burst any oversized bubbles, but statistically speaking, regular size is the norm). You’ll know if you need to size up or down based on the girth of the penis (that’s the circumference, around the thickest part). Here’s a quick guide:
Of course, some brands might vary a little, but that should help guide your choices. A fun fact: the average erect penis girth, according to a 2014 study, is about 11.66cm, so regular really is the norm.
In my experience, brands like Durex and Naked are great. Naked is particularly awesome because the sizes are color-coded—no more squinting or second-guessing! How do I guess the right size without getting out the trusty tape measure? Well I use a finger guide as a general idea 1 ½ – 3 fingers thick flaccid they are likely to fit the regular size, smaller or larger and go to the alternative sizes. It is a rough guide, but most of the time it is pretty accurate.
How to Put a Condom On with Your Mouth (Yes, Really!)
Okay, this one might seem like a strange technique, but let me tell you, it’s a game-changer. As someone who often works with long, sharp nails (which can be a condom-puncturing hazard), I’ve learned that the best way to apply a condom is with my mouth. This may sound a little weird, but trust me—it works!
Here’s how it goes down (literally). Hold the condom at the top with your mouth, then roll it down with your hands. This lets you avoid using your fingers too much, ensuring you don’t accidentally tear the condom. Plus, using your tongue helps get rid of any air trapped inside, which is key for a snug fit. Plus, it often is a great distraction for those who aren’t that keen on using a condom.
Check out Mrs Langtrees Love School Condom Edition Video for an educational walk through of condom use
OR for tips and tricks on giving the best head from the professionals watch Mrs Langtrees Love School Fellatio Edition Video
Busting Some Common Condom Myths
You’ve probably heard the myths—“Sex doesn’t feel as good with a condom!” or “I don’t need to use lube!” Let’s set the record straight:
Using a Condom with a "Floppy" Situation
Now, this might not be everyone's favourite topic. If you’re dealing with a floppy situation (we've all been there), here’s a trick. You might need to switch condoms once things get hard again, but in the meantime, try holding the condom at the base with your fingers in a tight ring, sort of like a makeshift cock ring. This can help with blood flow, giving a little extra firmness to keep things up and at ‘em.
Final Thoughts
Condoms are a simple, affordable, and effective way to protect yourself, whether you’re navigating the world of casual sex or just taking extra precautions. Understanding how to properly use them, find the right size, and apply them effectively (mouths included!) can make all the difference. Safe sex doesn’t have to be a chore—it can be a sexy, easy, and hassle-free part of your life. Just remember: your health and well-being are worth it, so don’t skip the protection!
Author: Barbie Beach Babe
FOR: Langtrees.com
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“Safe Sex............Naked condoms and four seasons are great, .. pick from size, colours, and do have the nude feel. most dont want to put condoms on they want skin on skin as they say. the putting condoms with your mouth is a turn on as well as safe sex keeping everyone safe and healthy.”
“I love how excited my clients get when I use my mouth to put a condom on! Safe sex is the best sex because we can enjoy our time together! Thanks for the awesome breakdown this was a fun and informative blog to read. Really like the pictures you’ve used here ”
“I love how you’ve broken down the importance of condoms in such an approachable way! It’s always great to see people talking about safe sex in a way that’s both informative and relatable. I particularly appreciate the section on sizes—it’s something that’s often overlooked but so crucial for both comfort and protection.”
“Condoms vary in size, material and texture. Choosing the right one enhances comfort and effectiveness, making a difference in pleasure. My personal favourite condom brand is four seasons, they come in different sizes and flavours. ”
“This was such a fun read! ? Love how it’s straight to the point but still cheeky and entertaining. The sizing guide is actually so helpful, and the condom-with-your-mouth tip?? Definitely a game changer, and I'm sure most men find it extremely sexy as an added bonus. Safe sex doesn’t have to be boring, and this just proves it. 10/10, love it! Thanks Barbie?”
“Putting the condom on with my mouth is always well received by the client, a big turn on for them. I also love using flavoured condoms rather than plain for blowjobs. It keeps me enthusiastic and down there for longer ”
“Use the best & finest condon you can find, add a drop of lube into the condom before putting over the cock piece, this will give your client fat more sensitity and it also help you as he cums quicker less wear and teas. Another myth is it won;t fit, I can put a regualr condom over my foor and lower leg and nearly role it to my knee, ir was a trick I used to show clients, I'd say is your dick this big? Lastly the condom does not have to be rolled all the way down the dick, close of off the air bubble and you only have to go half way to protect yourself from STI's . And again lastly If the condom does break, do not panic and scryb yourself furiously, go talk to your chemist as quickly as you can, for bacterial cream and only lap gently over your vagina area, Drink as much water as you can and pee pee.”
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