Sitting in the south of New Zealand’s North Island is the country’s capital, Wellington, home to some 200,000-odd residents. With more bars and food venues per capita than in New York, Lonely Planet named Wellington ‘the world’s coolest little capital’, and few that have been to this stunning city would disagree.
Famed for its cable car and connection to Lord of the Rings’ Middle Earth, Wellington is abuzz with things to do for locals and tourists alike. However, here at Langtrees.com, we understand that many of life’s finest pleasures are found off the beaten path.
One such pleasure is the Wellington brothel, the bordello, the ranch; and this capital city certainly has its fair share.
In this article, we will delve into the six must-visit brothels in Wellington. Whether you’re born and bred in this beautiful city or merely passing through, these venues will have something for you.
Let’s dive in.
For more than a decade, The Bedroom–located in Wellington’s CBD–has provided a haven for men looking to escape the daily grind and meet a companion with whom they can enjoy their time with. Prioritising quality over quantity, The Bedroom prioritises personalised encounters and longer dates, often lasting two to three hours. They also guarantee that their escorts are fairly compensated, reflecting their high standards of service.
The ladies in The Bedroom are picked for their natural beauty, professionalism, and elegance. They enjoy meeting new customers to indulge in their life experiences and sexual confidence.
Appointments are discrete and personalized, available anytime between 10 am and 9 pm Monday to Friday and 12-9 pm weekends. Refreshments and private rooms are available.
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The Funhouse in Wellington is open seven days a week at a hidden location that is only revealed when you book. This extravagant Wellington brothel provides a wide range of services to cater to a tailored and delightful experience for all clients. These services include the girlfriend experience, sensual massage, bi-doubles, pornstar experience, kinky girlfriend, and couples and doubles sessions.
They also provide bind and tease, kink, foot fetish, fantasy, and first-time visitor accommodations. Funhouse stresses etiquette and consent, providing experiences such as Greek (anal sex) and reciprocal masturbation to create a courteous and consensual setting for exploring varied desires and fantasies.
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Located at 73 Courtenay Place and open seven days from 7 pm, Splash Club is home to more fun than a slip-and-slide (although at times, it can be hard to tell the difference.) When it comes to incredibly attractive escort ladies, Splash Club offers the ideal female for every taste.
This high-end brothel in Wellington offers a suite of exceptional beauties to provide you with an unforgettable night, allowing you to pick a picturesque princess that best meets your preferences and appetite. All of the Splash Club females are extremely pleasant and excellent at helping you relax and unwind, making them the ideal romantic partner to spend the evening with–regardless of what you get up to.
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Meet another Wellington classic; Pillow Talk. This Wellington bordello is open 7 days a week, 10 am til late, offering a degustation of services including the more typical oral and intercourse, and the more lavish Girlfriend Experience (GFE). The GFE at Pillow Talk offers personal kissing, mutual oral, different positions, massages, cuddling and pillow conversation. Each service is individually crafted by the girls to suit your personality. No two nights at Pillow Talk are the same.
Full service costs start at $140 for 20 minutes, with an extra $20 for card payments. And, should the mood strike, you can double your enjoyment by booking two females, or even go out on the town with outcall services. Nude sensuous massages, which include body slides and happy endings, begin at $150.
You won’t regret spending an evening (or several) at Pillow Talk; trust us.
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Last but not least is Paris Escorts, located on High Street in Lower Hutt. Paris Escorts offers a smorgasbord of women with different ethnicities, body sizes and ages. This venue is open seven days per week, with a regularly updated online roster of gorgeous girls for you to choose from.
From Girlfriend Experience (GFE) to Pornstar Experience (PSE), you can experience the full gamut of sexual pleasure and hedonism at Paris Escorts with one of their decadent women by visiting them at their discrete premises.
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However if you’re in the mood to continue browsing and delving down other avenues, you can always explore more Central North Island brothels on our site and see if any of those tickle your fancy.
So that concludes our top 6 Wellington brothels. Visit one (or all of them) and see what all the fuss is about–you won’t be disappointed.
And, if you happen to be travelling throughout New Zealand, you can check out the other brothels in those areas by clicking the links below.
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