It happened again. Fast asleep, deep in dreamland, drooling on my pillow like an innocent cherub, when BAM!—the question that has surely haunted millions of bloggers jolted me awake. Did the rise of high-speed, high-definition, instantly accessible online porn put a dent in the bottom line of the sex industry? After all, let’s be real—it’s all about the money, honey!
Sweaty and panicked in the scratcher, I briefly blamed menopause for this midnight existential crisis—until I remembered what the prison psych once told me: "Hold that thought, Magnum—you’re a man!" Crisis averted. Back to the real issue at hand: has Wally, our average Friday night punter, swapped a warm, real-life rendezvous for a solo session with his trusty phone and a world of free online depravity?
Let’s take a trip down memory lane. If you were alive and not in diapers on 30 April 1993, you might remember the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (EONR) dropping their shiny new toy on us: the World Wide Web. Overnight, humanity gained instant access to knowledge, communication, and misinformation (hello, Fake News!).
Fast forward to 1998 and a few failed attempts of clunky search engines, in struts Madam Google—like a dominatrix in thigh-high boots—organising our online chaos and, most importantly, finally helping the lads locate the G-spot. (Hint: It’s between ‘F’ and ‘H’ on the keyboard). For the real g-spot the women of the world THANK YOU!
And then, of course, came the internet’s greatest gift and/or curse: online porn. The first digital smut popped up in the early ‘90s, and by 1996, thanks to the Nokia 9000 “Communicator,” porn was slipping into our pockets. What happened next? Well, let’s just say internet porn exploded all over our screens—and possibly our faces.
So, here’s the question: Did the ease and anonymity of online porn cause sex workers to lose out on cold, hard cash?
Picture this: It’s Friday night, and Wally—our hardworking, beer-guzzling, Winfield Red-smoking, Brylcreem-wearing bloke—is feeling frisky. Back in the day, he’d shower, slap on some Old Spice, fire up the Torana, and drive off for an intimate encounter with a warm, willing, and very real human being, aiming for a climax no screen could match. Or did Wally lay back on his bed, crack open an emu, grab the Nokia; select “incognito” punch in “porn” and scroll through the endless buffet of sex, thereby activating his rights as an owner-operator staring intently at the vision of a woman two inches away who he would never meet. Before he knows it, he’s had his fun, spent nothing, and drifted off to sleep, owing no one anything—not even small talk.
Of course, the same internet that made porn free and plentiful also gave sex workers a powerful marketing tool. Slick websites, high-definition promo videos, and enticing online ads have turned the oldest profession into a digital-age business empire. Sex workers can now lure in more Wallys than ever before with a few strategically placed pixels and a well-crafted bio. And let's not forget the powerful marketing tools of TikTok (@blueeyedkaylajade), Only Fans, Porn Hub and many more. These platforms alone have made many a millionaire from one simple video. Indeed, the viral world casts its web wide.
I couldn’t help but wonder about the lazy luxury of a quick, stress-free self-service session. Wally wouldn’t have to cough up the cash, and he sure wouldn’t need to make small talk, just groans of pleasure whispered to himself as he indulged in the immense gratification of handling business solo.
So, did the effortless access to online porn put a dent in the many Wally’s wallets, leaving commercial sex providers feeling the pinch? Hmmm I dunno the answer to the question!
To settle this once and for all, I decided to consult the queen herself—Mary-Anne Kenworthy (aka Mrs Langtrees).
The powerhouse behind Langtrees, the most iconic brothel brand in Australia (and quite possibly the world), has 47 years of industry experience and razor-sharp business acumen. If anyone knows whether the Wallys of the world have ditched real encounters for buffering screens, it’s this Woman-Whisperer. Armed with curiosity and a notepad, I’ll be sitting down with the Boss Lady herself to get the juicy details. Do you have a burning question? Drop them in the comments, and stay tuned for the inside scoop!
Until then, keep your Toranas tuned and your Old Spice handy. The truth is coming, and it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Author: Magnum
FOR: Langtrees.com
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“I’m interested to hear Mary-Anne’s view on this topic! Great thread! I was having a conversation with a client today about Porn and escorts. I find the clients who are newly divorced are looking for intimacy, a lot of them have had a lack of touch, kiss and affection in their marriages so it’s nice to be able to provide an in -person - experience for them. With porn you don’t get that. If a person is horny and looking to get off quickly I think it’s easier for them to jump online but you can’t beat a great love making session with all the fruit and they know it, that’s why they come and visit an escort! Xx”
“What a great read..... Can't wait for the next article LOVE it ??”
“I think porn can add to the enjoyment and excitement of an encounter, wether that be an encounter with as escort or personal. ”
“I am very interested in reading the next article you post on this topic. I have had many discussions with fellow working ladies and gents about how online services have affected our offline work. I know a lot of people who do both, and some who just do one, and the variance of opinion is astonishing. The internet has been both a blessing and a curse for many industries, the only way to survive is to adapt!”
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