I’m officially old enough that my back now audibly protests when I bend over to pick up my dignity. And yes, age does weary us… take it from someone who’s been collecting birthday candles like cards in a game of strip poker with 4 models. But enough about my mid-life crisis. The other day I was idly scrolling through client couple profiles (because that’s apparently how I spend my free time now) and it hit me like a brick: most people marry someone roughly their own age. Like, within spitting distance. Same life stage, same dodgy music taste from the 90s, same vague joint pain complaints. It’s adorable. And also statistically boring.
I mean, look at my own track record. My one and only marriage was to someone two years older than me, so technically I was cradle-snatched and I’m still not over the trauma. Post-divorce I went rogue and dated a few women 5 to 12 years younger. Turns out younger women can keep up… right up until they ask what a Walkman is. But in the paid world? That’s where it gets interesting. How do gorgeous sex workers in their 20s actually feel when a silver fox (or, let’s be honest, a slightly rusty one) books them? Because personally, and maybe it’s because I have adult daughters, I instinctively do not want to impose myself, even for a selfish hour of my (if not her pleasure) with a too young working lady. Jeez even the gorgeous working ladies in their thirties and forties are technically too young for me in that regard.
I’m not the ripped warrior of my 20s anymore. These days I’m more of a “worrier with a dad bod” and I’m definitely not taking my shirt off for anyone. No ma’am.
If I were a 25-year-old working lady, I’d probably politely decline me too. But here’s the plot twist: women tend to be way less judgy than I am. I’ve found that if you show up clean, polite, funny, and decent, the younger ladies seem to look straight past the aging chassis and straight at the human being underneath. Who knew?
So I did a bit of digging (aka asked AI) and apparently there are very good reasons most people pair up with someone close in age. Yes, there are several, well-established sociological and psychological theories that explain why people tend to marry partners of the same age, a phenomenon known as age homogamy. While age gaps exist, most couples are within a few years of each other, largely driven by social, cultural, and personal factors.”
So it turns out shared life stages, same cultural references (we all remember dial-up internet and space invader machines), social circles that overlap, and that lovely egalitarian vibe where nobody feels like they’re dating their dad or their kid. Big age gaps can come with power imbalances, social side-eye, and higher divorce stats. All very logical.
But in the paid world? It’s different. A brief, consensual, safe session lets someone indulge a fantasy without any of the long-term baggage. If both parties are adults, consenting, and clear on boundaries, there’s really no harm done. Some clients actively seek younger providers for exactly that reason, and some providers are happy to oblige. It’s a transaction, not a life commitment.
Still… I’d genuinely love to hear from the gorgeous professionals reading this.
How do you actually feel when a much older bloke books you? Is it just another job, a bit awkward, flattering, or something else entirely? No judgment here … just curious (and maybe a little hopeful that my mirror is wrong about me).
Drop your thoughts in the comments below. Be as honest as you like. I can take it. Probably!!!
Author: Magnum
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