Ladies, brace yourselves! Science just pulled up a chair, ordered a cocktail and hit us with a revelation so juicy it deserves its own dance beat Shakira style. According to a recent study by Colin A. Hendrie from the University of Leeds, women with wider hips are more likely to indulge in one-night stands than those that don't. Yes, apparently, your hips aren’t just there to make your jeans fit weird—they’re also predicting your sex life. Somewhere, Shakira is nodding knowingly.
Researchers measured the hip width of 148 women aged 18 to 26, all of whom had at least one sexual partner which included sexual history such as when they lost their virginity and how many partners they have had (a job that surely required some awkward small talk), and found that those blessed with hips over 36 cm or 14.2 inches were statistically more likely to embrace a “YOLO” (you only live once) approach to sexual activity.
So here's the tea: women with hips wider than 36 cm (14.2 inches) had more sexual partners and more one-night stands than their narrower-hipped counterparts (those with hips under 31 cm or 12.2 inches). But wait, it gets better. Women whose one-night stands made up 75% of their sexual experiences had hips at least 2 cm wider than those who preferred a more, ahem… committed approach. That’s right, ladies, your hips might be the ultimate indicator of your sex life (or lack thereof) for casual flings.
Now, before anyone busts out a measuring tape and a crisis, let’s be real—reducing a woman’s sex life to her pelvic dimensions is as ridiculous as pretending guys don’t also make questionable choices after two tequila shots. Whether your hips scream "dance floor dominator" or "Netflix and responsible decision-making," remember: your body is yours to enjoy. And if anyone questions that, just hit ‘em with the wisdom of Shakira - “My hips don’t lie.”
Of course, this study isn’t without its critics. Some might argue that reducing a woman’s sexual behaviour to her hip width is reductive (and they’d be right). But let’s not take this too seriously—it’s science with a side of sass.
Overall, it’s a fascinating look at how our bodies and behaviours are linked! So, the next time you’re out on the town and someone compliments your hips, just smile and say, “Thanks, they’re scientifically proven to be fun.” And if you’re on the narrower side, don’t worry—your hips might not be shouting “one-night stand,” but they’re still fabulous. After all, hips are hips, and they all deserve a little Shakira-level appreciation.
And to Colin A. Hendrie, we salute you for giving us the most entertaining science headline of the year. Hips truly don’t lie.
Author: English Lexi
FOR: Langtrees.com
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“Who knew these curvy little appendages were keeping such juicy secrets! I’ll be sure to let my future dates know, “Sorry, I’m not looking for anything serious, my hips have science to back this up.” haha! Honestly, though, as fun as it is to think of our bodies as walking predictions of future decisions, let’s remember—whether our hips are doing the cha-cha or just lounging on the couch, they’re still fabulous!”
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