When it comes to promoting safe sex, condom companies have often taken a light-hearted approach in their marketing strategies. Funny condom slogans not only capture attention but also help break the stigma surrounding sexual health. Here are some of the funniest and most clever condom slogans that make people chuckle while they consider their safety. Here are some of my favourites. My name is Lana I have been a receptionist at Langtrees VIP Perth for many years now and we always promote Safe Sex
"No Glove, No Love!"
A humorous play on words, this slogan highlights that without the proper protection, one should reconsider getting intimate.
"Wrap It Before You Tap It!"
This classic slogan is catchy and emphasizes the importance of protection. It’s playful and straightforward, making it memorable and effective
"Don’t Be a Fool, Wrap Your Tool!"
Making use of rhyme, this slogan encourages responsible behaviour with a big dose of humor. It's cheeky but gets the point across perfectly.
"Don’t Be Silly, Protect Your Willy!"
This playful rhyme has a light-hearted tone and conveys a serious message. It’s an effective reminder that protection is key to a worry-free experience.
"Safe Sex is Great Sex!"
A favourite of Langtrees VIP Perth
“I'd Look Good on you”
*Funny condom slogans are not just jokes, they’re effective tools for raising awareness about sexual health. By using humor, these slogans make the topic approachable and encourage open conversations about safe sex practices.
Langtrees buys all there supplies from Sam the Condom Man he is the safe man in town. As well as Condoms Australia
Condoms can also be purchased at Magenta it is a Womens health clinic
A quote from my boss Maryanne Kenworthy " Ansell Condoms are the best they test 1 in every 10,000" That was true 20 years ago. I would love to know if it's the same standard now.
Please let me know what your favourite slogan would be….
Author: Lana
For: Langtrees.com
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“I know you are all waiting for more slogans from me ? Here is a couple more Live Long and Bang Safely..... Condoms are easier to change then Diapers ? Your Ticket to Pound town..... Got No Protection then you can't use your erection”
“Excellent initiative. Anything that can be done to promote safe sex without stigmatizing or giving a lecture is the way to go. ”
“"If it's not on, then it's not on!", simple yet effective.”
“Wrap it in latex or she'll get your paychecks!”
“Of course lana wrote this blog ? I love the the "just do it" condom, if anyone knows where I can buy them let me know. Would be funny to use to at work”
“Great post, emphasising the necessity of safe sex with engaging text that no one will miss! Just remember the condomery in Amsterdam with tonnes of hilarious condoms for safe and enjoyable sex. My favourite is " I'd look good on you". This is an excellent message for me to remember.”
“Love this post Lana it’s hilarious! My favourite is definitely no glove no love - haha! Looking forward to seeing more light hearted posts from you! Thanks for sharing ”
“These slogans are hilarious! I love how humor can make such an important topic more approachable. 'Wrap It Before You Tap It' is definitely a classic, but 'Don’t Be Silly, Protect Your Willy' always cracks me up. Thanks for sharing these fun and informative messages!”
“I was hoping I would hear some funny slogans....... I'll Give you a couple more then 1. Contain the viper before you pipe her 2. If your nude, Tube your dude 3. Cover your limb before you swim :-)”
“These are an absolute crack up! Definitely gave me a good giggle ?”
“These are too good! Favourite one has to be “I’d look good on you””
“Hilarious! I wonder if Langtrees’s should make their own brand of condom with slogans similar to this! ”
“Het Kate that was what I was going to say Lanna has a good idea for photos and humor art. Isnt it strange how some see things differently. Links above you should of added New Zealand they should be in upper and lower and you should of rung the team in India to do the bottom for you I trained 3 of them the other night.Rome wasnt built by one person Miss Kate xxxxx Your first and I think one a month you will enjoy doing Lana lets tell some stories from 30 years ago.”
“Absolutely love this Lana, I miss seeing all your condom wrapper posts on the Talkin Sex Forum. Some great safe sex information given in a fun light hearted way, there should be more of this xx”
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