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Mrs Langtrees (In Person) 14/10/2025 8:12am

Mary Anne K

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Step aside, boring boardroom lunches ... this is where the real stories are served.

For a $1000 donation to the Royal Flying Doctor Service, Mrs Langtrees - Australia's Queen of Courtesans and walking encyclopedia of the world’s most outrageous bordello tales is opening her diary to lunch dates for those who dare!

Mary-Anne Kenworthy (to the tax office) or “Mrs Langtrees” is offering her company for an afternoon of decadent dining and even juicier conversation. Expect wit sharper than stiletto heels, laughter that should come with a G-rating warning, and stories so wild you’ll be torn between disbelief and wanting to order a second dessert just to hear more.

You’ll get insider access to:

• The secrets of running Australia’s most glamorous houses of pleasure and the clientele who made her blush (rare, but it’s happened).
• Tales from the velvet lounges of Kalgoorlie to the private penthouses of Perth where champagne flowed, egos popped, and occasionally so did buttons.
• Lessons in business, boldness, and the fine art of turning scandal into success.

Whether you’re a curious historian, a cheeky gossip, or just someone who loves a good yarn with your steak, a lunch with Mrs Langtrees promises food for thought and possibly for therapy later.

Just remember: what’s said over lunch stays over lunch (unless it’s too funny not to tell your mates.)

💄 Donation: $1000 per guest
✈️ Proceeds: 100% to the Royal Flying Doctor Service - show us your receipt of $1k to RFDS (for tax purposes of course) and one of our team will lock in your date
🥂 Includes: A lovely meal, Mrs Langtree's choice, riveting conversation, about the world in general, definitely a whole lotta blushing

Book now — seats (and secrets) are limited.

Warning: Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, a sudden urge to tip generously, and dreams of my next cheeky chapter💋 All tips must go to the Royal Flying Doctors donation 

https://www.flyingdoctor.org.au/wa/support-us/donate/