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Step aside, boring boardroom lunches ... this is where the real stories are served.
For a $1000 donation to the Royal Flying Doctor Service, Mrs Langtrees - Australia's Queen of Courtesans and walking encyclopedia of the world’s most outrageous bordello tales is opening her diary to lunch dates for those who dare!
Mary-Anne Kenworthy (to the tax office) or “Mrs Langtrees” is offering her company for an afternoon of decadent dining and even juicier conversation. Expect wit sharper than stiletto heels, laughter that should come with a G-rating warning, and stories so wild you’ll be torn between disbelief and wanting to order a second dessert just to hear more.
You’ll get insider access to:
Whether you’re a curious historian, a cheeky gossip, or just someone who loves a good yarn with your steak, a lunch with Mrs Langtrees promises food for thought and possibly for therapy later.
Just remember: what’s said over lunch stays over lunch (unless it’s too funny not to tell your mates.)
💄 Donation: $1000 per guest
✈️ Proceeds: 100% to the Royal Flying Doctor Service - show us your receipt of $1k to RFDS (for tax purposes of course) and one of our team will lock in your date
🥂 Includes: A three-course meal, riveting conversation, and definitely a whole lotta blushing
Book now — seats (and secrets) are limited.
Curious why I support the RFDS with such vigour? Simply because they saved my daughters life! Many moons ago whilst 6 months pregnant and running my Kalgoorlie establishment I went into early labour and the RFDS flew me to King Edward Perth and saved her. She was born just under 2lbs.
Warning: Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, a sudden urge to tip generously, and dreams of my next cheeky chapter💋
If you are a newbie to Perth, I am the owner, creator, & Madam of Langtrees.com & Langtrees VIP Perth. I don't do bookings ever; I am 69 years old. I added this profile to show all sex workers how to set up a real profile with authentic images using AI to enhance, and to raise some funds for the Royal Flying Doctors Link above.
With the use of AI I have “brought to life” one of my favourite images of my mum and I … miss you everyday!
| In Call | Out Call | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Hour | $500 | |
| Public Speaking | $1000 | |
| Luncheon Date - this one is REAL | $1000 |
1-hour personal tours of Langtrees with morning or afternoon tea is $500
Mrs Langtrees will do luncheon bookings for 1.5-2 hours for $1,000 to be donated to the RFDS (Royal Flying Doctor Service) or donate directly to RFDS (for tax purposes), show Mrs Langtrees your receipt. We will lock in your luncheon with this incredible woman—it won't be boring, that's for sure.
Clients looking for ladies can use Mary-Anne's number and receive priority service from our incredible reception team at Langtrees VIP Perth, located at 71 Burswood Rd, Burswood.
Never been … no problems, pop in for a free 15-minute tour.
| Mon 3/11/2025 to Mon 10/11/2025 | |
|---|---|
| DAYS | TIME |
| Monday | 7:00 am - 6:00 am |
| Tuesday | 7:00 am - 6:00 am |
| Wednesday | 7:00 am - 6:00 am |
| Thursday | 7:00 am - 6:00 am |
| Friday | 7:00 am - 6:00 am |
| Saturday | 7:00 am - 6:00 am |
| Sunday | 7:00 am - 6:00 am |
Mary Anne is sharp, funny and full of wild stories you won’t hear anywhere else. This isn’t about full service, it’s about good food, great conversation and a rare chance to hear from someone who’s seen it all. It’s for a good cause too. If you’re curious, don’t miss out.
Very dynamic, sounds like lots of fun.
I think you are donating the proceeds to a worthwhile organization - The Flying Doctor Service.
Jump aboard for a fun time guys, girls or couples.
Cheers, Peter and Glenys.
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